witch boy
gesundheit

gesundheit

tired all the time

hey did you know that if you constantly tell someone that you’re disappointed by them they will no longer care if they disappoint you or not

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

dear gays

mindfang:

if jesus was here right now what would he say? well he would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,

condesces:

please look at this person’s terrifying fucked up liveblog of this horrible pet site i cannot more assertively suggest that it will be worth your time

the last time i had sex the guy complimented my landing strip and i literally pointed to my crotch with both hands and made an airplane noise

blizzardelsa:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA

blizzardelsa:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA

rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

rusig:

greetings from Dashcon!  :)))))))

tfw u have 2 use the bathroom but u wearing spanx from thigh 2 shoulder

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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don’t uwu….forget about me……