witch boy

makin apple crisp w/my grandma

makin the house smell lovely and bondin with a rad lady

i have no idea how to move out but i want to get out of this house and be a Real Person


we, are the crystal meth…


we, are the crystal meth…

id fuck beetlejuice tbh



anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

couple costume ideas hallowen 2k14: knight and potion seller

okcupid is weird.  there are some people who are amazing but they also look exactly like me.  i cannot date a clone one of me is bad enough

some days you just gotta spend $20 on lipstick 

i have 0% desire to get dressed today

what should i be for halloween

i don’t have a cute butt at all and for me this is life’s greatest tragedy 


whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean.