witch boy

makin apple crisp w/my grandma

makin the house smell lovely and bondin with a rad lady

i have no idea how to move out but i want to get out of this house and be a Real Person

meficrow:

we, are the crystal meth…

meficrow:

we, are the crystal meth…

id fuck beetlejuice tbh

WHERE’S MY LINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

couple costume ideas hallowen 2k14: knight and potion seller

okcupid is weird.  there are some people who are amazing but they also look exactly like me.  i cannot date a clone one of me is bad enough

some days you just gotta spend $20 on lipstick 

i have 0% desire to get dressed today

what should i be for halloween

i don’t have a cute butt at all and for me this is life’s greatest tragedy 

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean.